14 1 / 2014

theheirsofdurin:

The Hobbit: Everyone is full of shit

"Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!”

(via twotabletaylor)

01 12 / 2013

So this is what power feels like…

So this is what power feels like…

20 11 / 2013

20 11 / 2013

Maybe I just have a horribly vivid imagination, but my grandma’s plants’ shadows look like Slenderman leaning over a little kid…

Maybe I just have a horribly vivid imagination, but my grandma’s plants’ shadows look like Slenderman leaning over a little kid…

19 11 / 2013

Josh’s mom gave me a bunch of pictures of Josh ages 1-22 to look through for a project, and lemme tell ya, we are going to make some attractive babies someday.

Josh’s mom gave me a bunch of pictures of Josh ages 1-22 to look through for a project, and lemme tell ya, we are going to make some attractive babies someday.

11 11 / 2013

tumblrbot said: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Greece!

Y’know, once the rioting has died down…

11 11 / 2013

Today Josh farted in my face…  I got up to chase him, and my leg was asleep…

I asked him if it was nerve gas

nerve gas

03 11 / 2013

Josh goes Super Saiyan.

Josh goes Super Saiyan.

07 10 / 2013

My grandma asked me if a graphic novel meant “a violent or sexual book”.

I told her “yes”.

07 10 / 2013

The best thing about living alone is making random noises/ singing loudly in a judgement-free zone.

Along with peeing with the bathroom door open.

And eating whatever I want for dinner.

Also never wearing clothes is pretty great.